Grab her hand
And whisper “Run.”
THIS POST WINS THE INTERNET
i was seeing the noiz reference when
oh piercings reference
wait… is that…
HIS PENIS? WITH A FACE?
Fandom: Mass Effect
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Female Shepard/Original Male Character, Zaeed Massani/Admiral Hackett
Characters: Zaeed Massani, Admiral Hackett, Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
Additional Tags: Adoption, Family, Love, Humor, Romance, Explicit Sexual Content, eventually, Explicit Language, Slightly Straying from Canon
Young Harlow Shepard suddenly becomes an orphan at the age of eight only to be adopted by her godfathers.
"If you’re receiving this message then Hannah and I are both dead. We had this scheduled to be sent to you by our attorney. You can message him directly if you don’t believe it. We changed our wills recently so that you and Steven would be listed as Harlow’s guardians. She loves her Uncle Steven and Uncle Z. You better take care of my little girl."